Jokes

You certainly do sir, this is a fish and chips shop! Because the chicken needed a day off! Because Daddy-bear told her to beat it! Another present! No but its got lots of tran-sisters! Ghoul. Real ghoul! On fried-days! PUPIL: What, and get bitten! Because its easier to swim on a full swimming pool! Because someone took a corner
 * __Jokes__**
 * Doctor Doctor, I think I need glasses!
 * Why did the horse cross the road?
 * Why did Goldilocks stir the porridge so vigorously?
 * What is your favourite type of present?
 * Does your computer have a brother?
 * What was the Californian hippie vampire like?
 * When do cannibals cook you?
 * TEACHER: When you yawn you're supposed to put your hand over your mouth
 * Why shouldn't you try to swim on a full stomach?
 * How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

**By Henry Campion** * =And for riddles click here=